Saturday, February 27, 2010

A late-night trip to the store

I went to the store last night wearing some shiny black leggings and a short cropped jacket. I got quite a reaction out of the late-night workers there, hehe. I think I made their night! I specifically remember one guy telling me to "Take your time, Sweetie" when I moved to avoid his large floor-buffing machinery. He even told me I was beautiful! I wonder what part of me he was referring to ;)

Even after all this time I still get butterflies when I go out in public in spandex, my ass just out there for everyone to see! It's thrilling!


6 comments:

  1. He was referring to you. The whole you. Cute outfit and looks like beautiful day outside.

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  2. He was probably trying to get a good mental image for his jacking off rolodex.

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  3. Wow, i have seen women out in public wearing spandex and yes it makes my day go much better after seeing some women appreciate the shinyier things in life, i wonder if they feel the same way about it as you though gwen, i hope they do. :0) i love this blog, you're lovely from the core babe and the working man knew it, so he told you!!

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  5. You are very pretty. I wear spandex a lot when I go out. I love the way women look at me when I am wearing it. My favorite thing to wear is a blue zentai.

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  6. That's too whorizontal for my taste...
    yet, if you wiseabove this earth,
    you'll someday BE in Seventh-Heaven
    to make love with moi, aussi
    soft, slow, smooth on a yacht...
    on a waterbed... in a treehouse...
    in a skiresort...
    with thousands of menageAtrois...
    anywhere, ya wild thang,
    for 777+ sextillion years???

    Wouldn't ya looove to have a tall,
    erect rocket ship with TWO fuel tanks
    down below, cooling-off N steaming,
    as we land on this rock-solid, pristine,
    wild world where we could be fruitFULL??

    Yet... not here.
    not now.
    not yet.
    Can ya wait for this human?
    I wanna please you N gratify you;
    I wanna give you many, many, many, MANY
    orgasms before I have my own,
    as we'll roam through the universe
    eXXXploring places to procreate...
    Here's how YOU and i can B1;
    here's our proposal:
    HEER YE! O HEER YE!!

    I'd looove to meet you
    in passionate, intoxicating,
    larger-than-life Seventh-Heaven...
    yet, you first must be prepared:
    Find-out what RCIA means and join;
    classes are free,
    once per week,
    starting early September.

    Im sooo not better than you
    ...yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj
    which'll save-your-soul, kapiche??
    Sorry fo d'New Yoirk accent.

    PS Turn-away from idolatry/indifference
    (worshipping the world/laissez-faire).
    Turn-away from mortal sin.
    Turn 180°
    Turn RITE.
    reTurn to Jesus:
    He'd looove for you to be
    forgiven thru repentance.
    Focus on Jesus!!!
    Follow us to the Great Beyond.
    Follow us to Seventh-Heaven.
    Follow us to Holy Mass
    & say the Rosary once per day.
    Do the RCIA, too.
    I. Love. You. earthling
    I'll definitely pray for you
    as you fully trustNjesus.
    ALWAYS.
    God bless your fruitful, indelible soul.

    Yes, earthling, Im an NDE:
    I know exactly what Almighty God
    has prepared for those who love Him
    and follow Him in this finite existence:
    an eternal explosion-of-extravagance
    which few are askin for anymore...
    yet, 1-outta-1 bites-the-dust.
    Strange how many people
    DONT want everything
    from our Creator.
    Que cera cera.

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